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minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoThese are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I’m gonna crank my hog again 🙏
minus-squarewwaxen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year ago“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.” “And a half?” “Well, it’s 10 times, now.”
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoThey’re just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoJesus: “Oh I’m coming, alright?!”
minus-squaredan1101@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoWithout sin they would be out of business so it’s good they can contribute.
These are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I’m gonna crank my hog again 🙏
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.”
“And a half?”
“Well, it’s 10 times, now.”
They’re just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.
Jesus: “Oh I’m coming, alright?!”
Without sin they would be out of business so it’s good they can contribute.