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Jokes, even ones in poor taste, are not inherently against the sub rules.

Thanks!

This seems like they didn’t stick around for the damage walk through or someusch rather than malicious damage.

But apparently that’s a risk of the business:

In 2018, landlords were warned not to rent to diplomats after the deputy head of mission for the EU’s delegation in New Zealand, Eva Tvarozkova, was cleared from paying $20,000 to cover unpaid rent and damage to a property she rented in Wellington.

I feel that way about many things.

Only ever heard of it with a duck but I think a cat could be great! I’m telling it that way next time in person!

There’s a not entirely implausible chain of events from this private guarding the bench to a post-apocalypse cult centered around that same very bench.