• Grimy@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    If Harris does become first name on the ticket, they better put Jesus Himself Christ as her running mate.

    GOP: Holy shit, why didn’t we think of that?

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      2 months ago

      They probably did think of it but then rejected it when they found out how progressive Jesus is

    • Zaktor@sopuli.xyz
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      2 months ago

      Put a woke commie pacifist on the ticket? Hah! Now, Supply-Side Jesus, that’s a candidate.