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VOLCEL POLICE
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Volcel Police
Arrest this Owl
They talk in hoots
They’re purring like a cat
They’re like a corrupted jpg
Volcel Police
Arrest this Bird
Their hornines is making me feel ill
And we have surrounded their nest
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get
When you have sex
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
“I never wanted to be an owl hunter…”We will never be unbanned from Buffalo Wild Wings
JUST STOP DOING SEX IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT
Worst part of recovering from surgery
No strenuous activity, which means no doing it
Ugggghhhhh, two more weeks of this is gonna drive me plum loco
I relate, but when I was recovering from surgery, I was more concerned about how your mom would feel than anything else.
That’s why we are all on Seksbjørn, aren’t we?
This is false kids. Don’t listen to this. Too much sex ruins your digestion and causes your liver to turn yellow.
Sex should only be used for the reproduction of the labour force.
Here’s how my wife and I beared through the misery of copulation:
I thought I heard you hootin and hollerin
Yeah, okay. What forum did you read that on?
This one. It says it right there
