• KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    Volcel Police

    Arrest this Owl

    They talk in hoots

    They’re purring like a cat

    They’re like a corrupted jpg

    Volcel Police

    Arrest this Bird

    Their hornines is making me feel ill

    And we have surrounded their nest

    This is what you get

    This is what you get

    This is what you get

    When you have sex

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      5 months ago

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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