Sjmarf@sh.itjust.workscake to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1927arrow-down112cross-posted to: obviousplant@lemmy.world
arrow-up1915arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.workscake to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square68fedilinkcross-posted to: obviousplant@lemmy.world
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·13 days agoA catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·13 days agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”