boss dollar

me dime

p00p

I’m a shy shitter, I hear a single noise in the bathroom and it resets my shitting clock to 0. Even the cat staring at me is too much.

I once heard a man in a stall

His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw

He took no time

No care to wipe

He didn’t wash his hands at all

Millennials are killing the toilet paper industry while quiet shitting; “They won’t wipe afterwards. We keep having to buy new chairs”

It’s me, I’m the pooper and I don’t care who knows

shit loud, shit proud

Silent shitting