Ah, my local antivax prophet had me dying by May 22, 2021. I of course doubled down and have all of my Covid vaccines. Still waiting.
Anybody know where I can find whatever form or portal it is that gets me my Soros bucks? I’ve been spreading all these lies about “science” for years and I still haven’t seen a dime.
Also, card-carrying socialists and/or communists: which one is it and where do I get my card from? Biden isn’t returning my calls. Maybe it was through my local police? Damn, shouldn’t have defunded all those police departments so quickly!
/s
I don’t believe in COVID, but I got the vaccine for the infertility because it was easier than a vasectomy. And now my wife is pregnant 😡😡😡
Pat Mustard strikes again.
I think I’ve been getting a little bit better Internet speeds lately.
I have constant 5G now where I live. COVID vanished/became endemic before though.
Where’s my free 5G???
If bill gates commands order 66, something within my blood compels me to join
Good soldiers follow orders.
I feel cheated, what was even the point of taking them if they weren’t going to kill me?!
But my cell service is so good now
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Maybe we’re undead. I feel slightly undead. (Probably because I didn’t get enough sleep, but who knows.)
I recently bought a new wifi part with WiFi 6e capabilities, so my pc sits on a 6ghz bandwidth while all my other devices sit on 2.4 or 5ghz, so my internet speeds are great across all my devices.
Point being I have never felt it more urgent to donate to the Bill + Malinda Gates foundation and I think you should to! /s
I don’t know about you guys, but I never lose my keys anymore. sticks it to forehead