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They mostly Creme at night
…mostly
In space, no one can hear you creme…
Wait a minute… that turned out too horny
cue 70s space-theme porn music
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The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.
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But you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly?
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I feel like I have to erase my browser history now.
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Not enough.
I don’t understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?
I can just hear the eggs all shouting “goo!” as they get crushed