@Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoMan is fined after trying to 'body slam' killer whalewww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down11cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1176arrow-down1external-linkMan is fined after trying to 'body slam' killer whalewww.nbcnews.com@Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square23fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-square@andrewta@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglish31•1 month agoHe tried and failed. If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?
minus-squareDMBFFFlinkfedilinkEnglish24•edit-21 month agoHe would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.
minus-square@Plopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish13•1 month agoMan, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!
minus-square@Gork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoIf they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that’s all that really matters.
minus-squareTHCDentonlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month ago He would have been yeeted into the stratosphere
He tried and failed.
If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?
He would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.
Man, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!
If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that’s all that really matters.
He would have been yeeted into the stratosphere