Only in the sense that we’re both from the planet Ork.

Capsaicin is all the rage these days, so time to use that to spice up those MREs.

Yes, I am the Original Gork. All others are pretenders.

“We’re not responsible, the algorithm did it.”

We’re not responsible, the bullet did it.

Lotta overlap in that Venn diagram.

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”

Tommy gun spraying

Yub yub.

Funny how the politicians and the media react with horror, but the entire rest of the Internet has an entirely different reaction. I wonder why.

Best one this side of the Mississippi.

Nothing wrong with being a Ho Ho Ho Ho

Thots 'n pears

And now Trump is considering Meatball Ron. I thought he hated that guy.

It flabbergasts me that Musk, an unelected billionaire, has any input at all in policy decisions.

It’d be interesting to watch a sparring match between Masters of these two different culture swordfighting styles.

Aliens were supposed to invade today but I guess there wasn’t enough melee in South Korea, so I guess I’ll settle for a colossal asteroid impact instead.

Should… we be alarmed by this?

Username checks out

The Bloodsuckers in the game do more than just suck blood UwU

Soggy Pringles sounds like the worst mouthfeel ever.

This will pair nicely with the homoerotic Buff Putin calendar that came out earlier this year.