@henfredemars to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 4 months agoI wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.message-square13arrow-up139arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareI wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.@henfredemars to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square13file-text
minus-squarekeylinkfedilinkEnglish22•4 months agoYour belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it’s a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don’t worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
minus-square@henfredemarsOPlinkEnglish10•edit-24 months agoOh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.
Your belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it’s a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don’t worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
Oh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.