• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    My parents had a porn blocker, and all it made me do was learn enough about computers to circumvent it. Even if they put age verification in front of every porn site in the world there’s still torrents and chat rooms and forums all over where you can find it, and kids will find it. Next thing they’ll mandate is putting toothpaste back in the tube.

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        7811 months ago

        It’s not that. It’s that if you tell a horny teenager that there’s pictures of naked people somewhere they’ll move heaven and earth to get to it.

      • Ech
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        -6511 months ago

        Guess we shouldn’t have any laws about anything, then.

        • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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          6011 months ago

          Bit of a leap, my dude.

          Of course we should have laws.

          But for things that are actually harmful.

          For everything else we should have regulation.

          • Ech
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            -4211 months ago

            If your single point is “trying to stop people only makes them do it more”, than no, it’s not a “leap”. That invalidates the very idea of having laws in the first place.

            And fwiw, I’m not arguing in favor of this law, just against the idea you replied with.

            • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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              1811 months ago

              I just stated a fact, not my opinion on it.

              The leap was you assuming that i think that means there should be no laws. Which, as you can see by my previous response, you were wrong about.

            • Orphie Baby
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              We didn’t say this about everything (although it is true that some kinds of people are attracted to anything forbidden). We said it’s true of teenagers and porn. Duh.

              • Ech
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                011 months ago

                We said it’s true of teenagers and porn. Duh.

                I don’t see any such qualifiers. Do you?

                • Orphie Baby
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                  11 months ago

                  Semi-Hemi-Demigod said:

                  It’s not that. It’s that if you tell a horny teenager that there’s pictures of naked people somewhere they’ll move heaven and earth to get to it.

                  • Ech
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                    011 months ago

                    I wasn’t responding to them, so how does that matter?

            • Alien Nathan Edward
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              511 months ago

              And fwiw, I’m not arguing in favor of this law, just against the idea you replied with.

              Whatever you’re arguing for or against, you’re arguing like a drunk uncle. You’re taking it to an extreme that it’s obvious no one actually intended, and then arguing against that extreme like it was the original point.

              • Ech
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                I’m not arguing against extremes, I’m arguing against a bad argument. And I’m not drunk, I only wish I were.

    • @Muddobbers
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      Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

      • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        2911 months ago

        Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

        It’s like that time we declared a war on drugs and then there were no drugs. Wait, actually that led to a massive black market and tons of violence.

        Point being, you’re not gonna stop it. You’re just gonna make it less safe.

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        Yep. Who among us as idiot teenagers hasn’t downloaded “$current_starlet full nude sex tape.exe” from some shady site?

    • @lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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      2211 months ago

      Funny you should mention putting toothpaste back in a tube, because I actually helped someone do that last night. It’s possible, but also a huge pain in the ass. That’s not a commentary on anything besides literal toothpaste.

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          My housemate was going on a trip to Alaska the next morning. She had a mostly empty 3 oz toothpaste tube and she was trying to refill it from a larger tube. No idea what she was so opposed to just buying toothpaste when she arrived. I think she was mostly just doing it because she could.

          The solution involved holding the tubes end to end and squeezing the larger tube, alternating with using a stirring rod to pack the toothpaste into the smaller tube.

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          My housemate was going on a trip to Alaska the next morning. She had a mostly empty 3 oz toothpaste tube and she was trying to refill it from a larger tube. No idea what she was so opposed to just buying toothpaste when she arrived. I think she was mostly just doing it because she could.

          The solution involved holding the tubes end to end and squeezing the larger tube, alternating with using a stirring rod to pack the toothpaste into the smaller tube.

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        511 months ago

        I’d build some kind of suction device to put negative air pressure on the tube while holding the nozzle in the toothpaste

    • @kent_eh@lemmy.ca
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      1111 months ago

      When my wife insisted I put a porn blocker on the internet, I did some simple DNS tinkering, then told my son not to let his mother catch him bypassing the “blocker” I put on.

      • Echo Dot
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        1311 months ago

        When I was growing up we had the ultimate porn blocker.

        Dial up internet was far too slow to load more than about half an image per hour.

        • @solstice@lemmy.world
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          1011 months ago

          It would loan line by precious line. Should I look now and enjoy the suspense or wait ten minutes and see the whole pic in all of its glory? Usually I would be weak and sit there enjoying the anticipation…one line at a time…then finally, when you were so horny you just couldn’t take it anymore…you see her penis :/

          Kids today don’t know how good they got it.

      • @LuckyCat@lemm.ee
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        411 months ago

        This blows my mind. Why not just push back on your wife for being ridiculous? I say this as a woman with two boys who has been married for 10 years.