Stupid, stupid, stupid…

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Never let them see you, Sweat!

After yet another failed 3rd down conversion attempt, Bobby Douglass walks dejectedly off the field, only to have Abe Gibron grab him on the sidelines and spin him around - pointing at the punting team excitedly. For that reason, the fake punt fooled no one.

Spidey? Someone taking Ken Margerum’s nickname?

I think I’d rather have Trestman back than see Harbaugh trodding the Bears sidelines as HC.

Bagent Arm Wrestling Dad bingo card square called.

Poles (thinking): I wonder what it would take to get Young from Carolina?

I swear we’re moving before every snap.

Here on out - every time the Bears have to punt, Getsy has to do a shot of Malort.

…So, you’re saying there’s a chance…

Hey, maybe the team’s collective lightbulb suddenly turns on and the Bears run the table, stranger things have happened. Some individuals have been hit by lightning multiple times.

Trubiskyites vs Folesies - only the names have been changed to protect the Front Office.

That finger looked like it had been hit by a cartoon hammer.

“THE SHEPARD UNIVERSITY”

About that subject line…Bears aren’t 1-5.