

I’m over 400 years old and if you don’t believe me, I still use teamspeak.


I’m over 400 years old and if you don’t believe me, I still use teamspeak.
Watching an anime that’s the inverse, the smoking cigarettes one. Sigh hopefully the next episode catches up to the light novel. If it’s not bad, enjoy the attention if it’s nice; eventually no one gives a shit about you.
They never negotiate with you
no kidding. that’s my average water/trash bill. I guess the lights don’t need to say on.
lol reminds me of when I worked in education; there was this hearing impaired kid. On the playground they’re playing shop, his dad must have been a construction worker or something. He yells at the top of his voice, does anyone want to buy some Simen (He was trying to say cement)? We, staff, had to discuss should we let him know or not, went with just laughing it off.


I guess I have to clean my boomstick to be ready for a final salute.


I’m okay since I don’t need much, but my “fucksgiving” is gone. I used to be very altruistic. Now, I’ve been enjoying watching businesses fall apart because I don’t care to justify my cost to repair things. Schadenfreude. I’d rather cut my spending. This is just reverberation towards people that took advantage of me.


I don’t know, but he sounds like some people I’ve met. When I was in Dublin, in a pub, this one Romanian guy proceeded to try and tell a joke… ugh the punchline was “it was womans” and it was good my buddy was there and bought him a pint to shut him up since I was already 10-12 pints deep. If you question that part; there may have been some “smelling salts” and plenty of cigarettes involved. Sorry for the rant it just grinds my gears.


I’ve worked with a fair share of people that have well, killed lots of people. They looked out for me. This guy is … I don’t know looks and sounds weak? Like he would hide under the blouse at the sound of a shot.


I’ll take getting rearended for 500 before “logging in”
That’s a great cyber security strategy.


Bill’s Brew! this is coming from someone who fixes espresso machines lol


This isn’t just google; it’s a new grift using the internet overall. I look something up online at the grocery store website, they put a lot of focus on you should order online and pick it up. I go to the store and it’s cheaper than the online price for the same store. We’re all getting played.
It’s like a checkered screen going black. Sorry for the spoiler.
Well they say four out of five people suffer from severe diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? =)


I totally agree. Same here, I make sure to say this is the last iPhone I will buy to it since it’s always listening anyway. Some of the UI stuff, I sit and wonder why? The worst part is when I boot up an old iphone to look at old pictures and it… works great.


I think at this point the acceleration is the fun part, graying out or even reding out isn’t out of the question now. Odds are the tests might be done with auto pilot. I’m sure there’s some firmware hacks that already exist to remove the current limiters. I bet higher speeds will be reached with more complicated transmissions.


It’s Tim Cr’Apple


Introducing the iShit; it looks so good that you won’t even notice the smell.
But yeah realistically Cr’Apple has done nothing worth a shit in my opinion. I’ve had iPhones since 4 and all I can say is I keep hating it more and more every year. Like the hardware is good but the OS is … I want to punch someone in the face angry. At this point you need a manual on how to use your phone; one with a few hundred pages, troubleshooting guide. I’m slowly switching to using my Linux based phone because honestly it’s easier. It’s like apple decided we want to make things as complicated as andriod. I need a phone for phone calls, texts, watching videos, and browsing the web. Somehow they fucked that up. Half the shit I wonder who the fuck signed off on this change. I got the phone in my left hand and my pecker in my right and yet the close tab button now is on the right side of the tab, so stretch your thumb.
Just using the phone feels like it does whatever it wants and I’m a backseat driver.
Some people are just obsessed with it. I never got into it, I even tried to watch it on acid and it still didn’t interest me, btw don’t do acid and go to a movie theater. I almost walked out of watching Tropic Thunder because I was like wtf is this in the character intros, so yeah acid isn’t always great for public stuff.
Anyway the funny was my ex-fiance was really into HP, one day she asks if she can read the books for me. I said okay. Then ironically she decides the perfect time is when I’m gaming with my buddies online. I still get jokes about it to this day, they were all laughing their asses off and I’m trying to keep a straight face like this is fine.