There’s more than sweat on Trump’s nutsack.

Such a fantastic game.

Me, with 70,000 unread emails in my inbox.

Gas is $0.20 higher in my area now than when I last filled up about a month ago.

Trebuchet strikes again.

Even twenty single carrots is a lot to deal with. What was he planning?

They’ve gotten better.

What about domestic propaganda?

Humans have only been around for 300k years.

Editor: “What is my purpose.”

Me: “You save the documents.”

Editor: “Oh my god…”

Me: “Yeah, join the club pal.”

make a taco… ground beef… shredded lettuce… bag of shredded cheese… sour cream…

SMH

The crazy thing is that tacos are more like 8 dollars.

The dumb fucks.

It’s got what plants crave.

Empathy is weakness.

Nice

Oh shit, I just remembered that I have cheese!

A wave of Islamophobia across propaganda bots.

If you had told me 30 years ago that China would be “Brave New World” and the US would be “1984” I would have thought that you got it backwards.

The Great Lakes shall henceforth be known as The United Lakes of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.