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Cake day: September 9th, 2025

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  • I shall add this to the list of proper tributes to the new goddess Aspartame. That is, Aphrodite’s whiny younger sister. So far her tributes are : sugar substitutes, “diet” soft drink, vegan bacon, analogue cream, carob ‘chocolate’, anything marketed as a vegan “burger” or “sausage”, and plant mylks of any kind. The goddess of fake food.

    For crying out loud, please, if you are going to go vego (and why not) then embrace it! Enjoy all the wonderful vegetarian & vegan food available. Don’t do fake shit that only looks like the real thing and is full of salt & fillers and ‘modifiers’ etc. That stuff just can’t be good for you.

    /rant over





  • A solid chunk (baked in a loaf pan) of mince, chopped onion, breadcrumbs, grated veg (any), an egg, and herbs/spices/flavourings to taste. All mooshed up by hand and then topped with any one of a tin of crushed tomatoes, a shittonne of cherry tomatoes or chopped regular ones. Bake covered for 1 hour at 180 deg C till you hear it bubbling in the pan, then take cover off pan and bake for another 30 mins to let the excess liquid evaporate. Tomatoey top should be just a tiny bit caramelised. Remove from pan and serve in slices with carb & salad or as per CEO’s suggestion. At it’s best cold the next day in a sanger. And the juice that remains in the pan is definitely the cook’s perks.

    Best teenager kibble on record (yes I’m including spag bol in that reckoning). And a good way to insert veg into reluctant children (of any age). Some persons (whom I will not mention but the Two Fat Ladies are prominent among them) wrap the mooshed up chunk in bacon slices, bake on a shallow tray and omit the tomatoes. This is good but in a loaf pan is the go to imo.