TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

Well I’ll be damned. He bookends it with babbling, but I’m proud of the little guy. He got a complete thought out.

Why is this quote so cogent?

Because people will pay to see it. Remakes are still hugely popular, even if they’re unnecessary and distasteful.

This guy doesn’t know it’s opposite day.

Notably, maximization of animal suffering is a key element to both.

God says it makes the meat taste better.

This is the new doping meta. It changes every few years.

Were these screenshots taken on a Gameboy camera?

Dude is gay as hell. Admitting that you’re gay is one the gayest things you can do.

Can’t they throw their tissues in the trash?

You know they make chicken patties that are essentially chicken nuggets in a patty form, right? They also make vegan ones and they taste identical, because it’s really easy to imitate breaded chicken paste.

I don’t understand how people can say this. I saw both mad max movies in theaters, and the CG was so immersion breaking in both for me. Not just bits of odd looking shots here or there, but the majority of the movies. It looks like they did sky replacement or some other monkeying around. All the lighting looks off and there’s that classic grey-washing on edges throughout. I don’t know what I’m talking about; I just know it looks ass to me and I wish it didn’t because they’re fun movies.

The Dr Disrespect Subway ad was just a joke.

Finally someone who recognizes the taint as part of the trinity of erogenous zones: brown, taint, clit.

Why isn’t anybody making the case for Hunter? I don’t think it’s just young blood that we need. We someone with a hog. Watching that debate, it was clear that they were just a couple of gerries having a day, sure, but it was even clearer that neither were slinging. We need Hunter’s powerful pepper to bring our country out of this dark division.

See this kind of health and safety nonsense is ruining science. How are you supposed to get a feel for the pH if you don’t FEEL the pH?

People actually think enough about Kamala to have feelings about her?

I forget she exists for months at a stretch.

My hate forms crystals if you agitate the solution.

I’ve been making a lot of dressings with aquafaba and lemon juice/zest plus aromatics. It’s surprisingly good given the lack of oil. Give it a shot. You may indeed be missing out. I don’t have anything against olive oil; it’s just a variety thing for me.

Now there are two existential threats? My existence can’t handle all these threats.