600 comments and about 90% are “I’m gonna try this for a promotion 😂👌” or “Just… Wow… The world is fucked” redditors are truly as gullible as the facebook boomers
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I think being a straight white Male just makes me undesirable in a place like Toronto.
Truly the most oppressed demographic
The persecution complex here probably does tbh. Everytime you meet these people it oozes out of every pore.
Then he gets asked to invite his boyfriend to the company holiday party, finds a fake boyfriend, falls in love through some hijinks, and lives happily ever after.
So I pretended to be gay at a job interview, and now everyone’s asking to meet my boyfriend at the holiday party.
I got one of my friends to pretend to be my boyfriend
Everyone loves him, he’s a hit
We kiss in front of them (as per our agreement)
Kissing him felt good, what’s happening to me?
A few months later, he tells me that he likes me and wants us to be a real relationship
Well, guess I’m actually gay now
An early 2000s romcom in an alternate universe where positive attitudes on homosexuality where mainstreamed a lot sooner.
Kind of like ‘The Proposal’ if Sandra Bullock played a gay woman
The level of rage bait on reddit is exactly as bad as Facebook but redditors also simultaneously consider themselves the smartest people in the room and literally superior to people who use other apps.
The other day there was a post about how somebody loved their daily ritual of earing a bunch of bacon with a coworker at their desk everyday but then they got a new hire who was a black women and also probablly a muslim who complained about it and everybody in thenoffice agreed she was an annoying buzzkill.
Not one single comment pointing out it was a victim fantasy of a 14 year old boy.
redditors also simultaneously consider themselves the smartest people in the room and literally superior to people who use other apps
Funny when the exact opposite is true
If this was somehow real theyre still going to find out hes a straight white male victim guy in like a day tops
not a lot they can do about that though
Yea they’ll have to wait like 12 hours before somebody who’s this much of a pathetic loser does something stupid and commits a fireball offense.
Fireball offense takes out the whole office and rehires everyone
The employee
Dude is gay as hell. Admitting that you’re gay is one the gayest things you can do.
Redditor said it himself
now im just imagining this guy getting a bunch of homophobia leveled at his new workplace.
Honestly they were probably relieved that they could safely lowball him instead of paying the non-political rate.
I said I voted for hillary in job and they gave it to me for supporting democracy. 🥹
Shit I gotta stop hiding how much i love democracy, and tell my boss I’m a communist
“I think being a straight white male makes me undesirable in a place that has over a million straight white males and used to be 45% straight white males”
i mean toronto today is often considered the most diverse major city in north america, even more than NYC. but ofc diversity has nothing to do with white male privilege, south africa is less than 10% white and white people are still ridiculously advantaged
Assuming it’s real, I don’t see the problem, that’s just hustler grindset mentality. If the job market wants gay, then give them gay, libs and chuds are always saying you have to adapt
the lathe of heaven turns as God cackles, a fate string spins off wildly towards the OP, striking him in his loins, he needs to suck cock now. What is this hunger? This isn’t how it was supposed to go!!
when I started using a new name for job applications, i had not had a call back in close to a year of job searching haha yes
i eventually gave up looking for specialised work and got a job as a cleaner, through a friend
homophobic dork doesnt think he’s good enough for a job
That interviewer’s name? Gay Albert Einstein
Feels potentially real to me, corporations love performative allyship, just look at the attempted cooption of pride. I could absolutely see a company prioritising queer hires (in certain industries.)
the being called brave part seems fake to me, in 2020s toronto?? how would you even drop that naturally? i’m bi and if i dropped some info that showed it people might try to virtue signal a little but they don’t wanna seem like an over the top weirdo
a quick google and it’s one of the gayest cities in north america with a whole lgbtq enclave, 1 in 5 identify, they probably have plenty of visibly queer employees
So awesome how I am afraid to come out to all of my coworkers and friends and family as pan and agender but these fuckhead straight Redditors think it’s hilarious to pretend to be queer. Must be nice.
The interviewer probably just happened to be queer themselves and liked the common ground lmao
