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I’m gonna be honest, I hope they look back with a tiny bit of glass underneath one of their eyelids that they can’t get out, but I guess different strokes.

The glasses are obviously worth more, your friend is thinking too small.

Prefigurative politics is good praxis!

Yes.

There was a really beautiful moment during the height of the pandemic when the flesh peddlers were struggling with supply chain issues and suddenly there were a lot more “treats” available that I used to push a few people over the line. Sadly, the pendulum has swung back the other way and even normie stuff like Morning Star is putting eggs and milk in their god damn “plant-based” burgers, and honey is in everything as a crunchy version of corn syrup. I feel increasingly unsafe experimenting with foods I don’t prepare myself since labeling has become even shittier and the occasional options from local places have largely dried up. Comrade bird flu, please, my people are suffering.

Surely you mean “dementsiya”.

I recommend Death Panel’s episode about that whinging NPR COVID “perspective”. There are literally dozens of us out here still masking.

Mannequins are actually time travelers from the distant human future where we’re all waifish plastic twinks.

They changed it at Ellis Island from Sbarro and locked themselves out of the shitty pizza fortune.

I don’t think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.

Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.

y and “would”, respectively.

When reached for comment, undecided voters said “I’ve always wanted to watch a President snuff it on national television”.

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The Chore of Bazelon

Vermin Supreme, tear down this wall!

Excited to hear from the New Weather Underground.

It would probably be an Excel sheet talking to an Access database via VBA macro because the guy who prints the kill lists “has a system”.

It would be extremely on brand for the DNC to install the only person to ever lose an election to Donald Trump, lol.

In a post-debate interview at the White House, Mr. Biden said “And behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and di— did, uh, ya know, the thing.”

Every time I get one of those I write the little machine that sends them an unhinged gallon of vitriol and then follow up with “STOP”.