I mow my lawn occasionally. I’m totally qualified and I applied.

If Mark Davis signs him I’m out.

Harbaugh is going to probably make me watch the Ravens with my son (his favorite team). I expect the same outcome as most NFL to college back to NFL coaches.

Pure anecdotal life lesson from someone who lived with Eagles fans for over 8 years (in college, then through military) and was around a lot in the Air Force:

There’s two types of Eagles fan. There’s the rational, yet mega-fans; then there’s the toxic pieces of trash that Lawson is describing. You can’t tell the difference at first. My only discernible litmus test I’ve seen is ask them this question: what do you think of McNabb? The toxic pieces of trash can’t stand him. It’s the quickest way I’ve been able to determine their “type.”

I’ll have you know he’s two cells down from me.

I’m sorry your dad hasn’t come back from getting milk and bread.

Great analysis!

I don’t know why, nor do I understand how, but Aiden O’Connell doesn’t pass the eye or metric test BUT the team has solidified around him and we’re feeling/playing better than we have in over a year.

Team play is weird like that.

Props for this compilation of data.

Aside from alleged murder, are we going to forget about The Juice?