It’s much too perilous.

He wouldn’t even have hung up the phone before he had ten calls waiting on the line.

Great. Half the country gets to watch Pickett vs. Browning while Jax/Houston could be a great one.

Staley: “see, we caused internal bleeding! What more do you want from the defense?”

I’d expect a more colorful announcement from Tomlinson.

“Matt knows, as I do, that you can’t shit worms unless you eat a lot of dirt first….”

I’m too old for this shit; I had to look up which stadium was bought by MetLife.

What are they calling Joe Robbie these days?

It’s ruined a lot of things.

So has fantasy football.

“You might wanna read this Mr. Spanos… yes, I know you’re in the middle of The Very Hungry Caterpillar, but he can wait for a few. This involves money.”

Lions-Bills.

America’s heartwarming lovable losers vying for that long-dreamt-of shot at immortal glory. Hollywood would cream itself.

Only missing the Time Stone.