Tell them they’ll probably want an opaque bottle to put it in too, it looks pretty gross lol

Kids today don’t know about HitClipz

Very relatable

I have a song I like that really hits that nerve but idk if you’d want something sad/angry like that to listen to

I’m baffled she picked Walz instead of a “good” Republican like Liz Cheney or that second impeachment subcommittee dweeb Kinsinger(?) at this point

Fully expecting her to go put flowers on Donald Rumsfeld’s grave before digging him up and flipping him out of the coffin so she can kiss his ass and say how she likes “a Republican named Donald, but it’s not who I’m running against!” and then making a really long and off-putting cackle

(Brace noise)

🎶 Meet the Mets, meet the Mets 🎶

I seriously hope you guys don’t do this

I love baseball, but MLB stadiums (especially newer ones, but all of them are covered in ads for ghoulish companies) feel like grotesque nexuses for some of the worst part of capital. The Rangers’ new park has Lockheed Martin ads, the Nats have Raytheon ads, the Mariners have Boeing ads, the Astros (lol 🗑️) have Haliburton ads, etc. Hell, they started putting ads on the sleeves of the players’ fucking jerseys now. The Texas Rangers, brought to you by Energy Transfer Operator™️. Remember Standing Rock and the Dakota Access Pipeline protest? I’m almost surprised none of the teams are sponsored by TigerSwan or Blackwater. The NFL might be a more overt brain damaging blood sport, but the MLB is still America’s Past Time™️ in the sheer saturation of advertising some of the worst parts of this hellhole corporate orgy disguised as a country.

Haha I wonder what the eggs would smell like, and so on and so on

1000 years gulag

Owl go spinny

Hell yeah dude

I MAY not be JUDGE HOLDEN but I NEVER SLEEP and will NEVER DIE

CIA demands congress grill them a cheese

How long until demand creates their own mirror BlueMAGA version of Newsmax/OANN because they refuse to hear any criticism of ?

Wait, didn’t congress approve some funding for their imaginary booboos that got slapped into some continued government spending resolution that they were playing chicken with a government shutdown over? I could’ve sworn there was a “lifetime healthcare for hAvAnA sYnDrOmE victims funding added to some bullshit” headline awhile back, did they rescind that or am I misremembering?