MrBeast: I don’t really understand for-profit prisons.
Democratic advisor: They’re good because I can make money off of them. You should arrest more people so I can make more money.
Republican advisor: They’re good because I can make money off of them. You should arrest more people so I can make more money.
MrBeast: I understand the issue now. I’m going to make it illegal to not watch every new video that I upload.
For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America
The right: Kill all trans people
The left: Don’t kill any trans people
The middle ground: Kill half of the trans people
Le epic bacon Thanos doctrine
What the fuck he’s only in his early 20s?
im getting old and I aint even that old.2016 was 8 years ago
Kill me
I GIVE 10 000 DOLLARS IF YOU ENROLL IN THE MILITARY 🪖🎖️Experts on the left: Climate scientists. Experts on the right: Some deranged person shouting about HAARP on YouTube.
he’s running
Mr Beast 2040, someone snag some domains for ransomGladiator battles for insulin
For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and the right advise me on them and try to find a middle ground that’s best for America.
Didn’t Obama try to do something like that in his first term? I think he called it his “Cabinet of Rivals” or some shit. It sucked.
Wouldn’t be buyable
Aren’t there interviews with this guy where he practically presents himself as a machine that shuts down when it isn’t doing something profitable? Like aren’t there quotes from him where he talks about struggling with motivation and purpose if it isn’t tied to making money? He seems almost exclusively driven by money, so I’m not sure I buy that he’s not buyable.
Didn’t Obama try to do something like that in his first term? I think he called it his “Cabinet of Rivals” or some shit. It sucked.
It was a “team of rivals” and he snagged the idea from Lincoln lmao. I’m not smart enough to know for sure, but it probably sucked way back then, too
BeastapartismNot right or left, President Beast stands for a third position
Macron be like
expert from the left and right
What fucking expert are on the right these days? All their ideological leaders are just random assholes who spout angry vibes.
The My Pillow guy
We should kill this guy with hammers, I’ll tell you that right now
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