HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]

Looting is how you get new stuff outside of buying with credits and quest rewards. It’s the cheapest way to get new gear. Some dialogue choices can get you into trouble.

I got bored tbh. It’s GTA minus the environmental detail. Eventually you can only do so many “go here, shoot guy, return” kind of missions.

You should be able to check out soup at public libraries.

i ain’t reading all that

i’m happy for u tho

or sorry that happened

Yeah get an undercut and wear a suit to geography class. That’s how we know you’re cool.

Hot damn that’s some biting satire. Jon Swift in shambles.

It’s not that there is self-checkout, it’s that DG tends to keep staff very low in their stores. Sometimes you can walk in and not see a single employee, even when you go to checkout. They want their cashiers to do everything. It’s a great target for shoplifting but not because of self-checkout.

You say that but have you considered he went to a all-boys boarding school?

Look…I was told a long time ago that the…uh…the…the way…one time I was sitting with the young man and he turned to me and he said Joe, where we are one we all go one and he was right we did go all one.

Sounds like a skill problem. If I were America I would simply have more than the two candidates who share the same core ideas about preserving capital yet have conflicting cultural affectations that leads morons into thinking they’re fundamentally different people.

The US has never been a democracy. And I don’t mean that in the “constitutional republic” way. I mean it literally, there has been no time when everyone could participate in the organization of society let alone share the same status as the ruling class.

Democracy isn’t ending because of Trump. It ended because a group of wealthy people in a closed room decided it was bad for business.

NO PUPPET NO PUPPET YOU’RE THE PUPPET

Armando Iannucci lathed it, so it must be.

2025 Biden refuses to accept the election results and doesn’t step down. Liberals do Jan 6.

“I’m Out Here in These Streets” - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

I don’t get it. We didn’t vote for Hillary in 2016 so that’s why we had to put up with Biden in 2020? Hillary winning would have made Joe Biden not be 500 years old?

Didn’t there used to be a rule in dunk tank require OP to provide a well-thought explanation? What happened to that? That would improve quality.

We have a comm for effort posting. The point of the_dunk_tank is to present a post and say to everyone “hey look how silly this is, let’s ridicule it.” If someone is going to break down why a post is wrong it should go to c/effort. If someone is just screen-shotting an Elon tweet, that’s not really effort, it’s just ridiculing someone with influence. In that case, if we keep everything the same, rule 8 should be better worded as “Don’t ridicule people who have no influence in broader society.” This avoids making it all about upvotes/views and, I think, touches on the main concern of those who want rule 8.

So

• Elon tweet with explanation of history/sociology/economics = c/effort
• Elon tweet with chiding mockery = c/the_dunk_tank
• pepehittler69 says something ridiculous = who cares?

or

• Elon tweet with explanation or mockery = c/the_dunk_tank
• pepehitler69 says something ridiculous = c/okaybuddydunk

Yeah I’m kind of confused as to why people are acting like you can’t have it both ways. It’s a website. You can both have a place for people to freak out over posts from pepehitler69 and whatever ghoulish thing the NYT just said. It’s no more a detriment to quality than the same 20 people calling Tom Friedman a ghoul for the 40th time.

People want to make fun of and critique a post they see somewhere else. Where do you think they should post it on hexbear?

You can always tell the female dragons because they be shoppin’