Rice belongs in my belly, and a burrito is a perfectly suitable delivery method

Also I hate to invoke harry potter but going through people’s family history and records to check whether they are or are not a real pure blood has the same energy as the fascist supporters of Voldemort.

:stop-posting-amogus: STOP

I for one want to see monarchal communism (does North Korea count as that?)

No, that’s literally just propaganda. The DPRK is a democracy and the Kims lead because they are popular because they’re essentially a family of “heroes” in their nation. You can argue that is less than ideal, but that is an inherent flaw in democracy, that celebrities are inherently powerful.

“good morning PPF, how are you?”

“good morning J—, im doin alright, how are you?”

and then she doesn’t even respond so I just walk away.

lol I’ve had this conversation so many times

Yeah, Americans are bizarrely insulated. They really do think that the northeast quadrant of their town has a completely different culture from the northwest quadrant of their town, but of course those cultures are slightly more similar than the culture of those goddamn southwest quadrant motherfuckers.

The people in the next city over may as well be from Jupiter.

Look, I’m allowed to be on my knees with my mouth open and what other people do is none of my business :galaxy-brain:

I don’t have to cum in order to consume cum, checkmate :expert-shapiro:

this is a site about finding creative ways to consume cum, idk what you expected tbh

Not surprising.

This may be the dumbest struggle session in the history of this site. Everyone voicing any kind of opinion about Hasan Piker needs to log off. I couldn’t even figure out what the fuck any of you were talking about until like 3 threads in.

It started from a pretty lib place, but they’ve been getting real cool and openly talking about communism and all that. I think some people just kind of want to hate it.

I knew the CIA was preventing me from getting laid