Yay, Bears!

Say, Justin, maybe don’t roll out right into a defensive player.

Alright, who’s playing ton–oh, god.

Dan Campbell has chained his regime to an anchor named Aaron Glenn, and won’t last much longer unless he cuts loose.

That’s what they need. That’s the position they need to upgrade. Sure.

If you’re going to make up a name, OP, you’ll have to do better than “Duck Hodges”.

Are you ready for some “football”?

Yeah, Jahvid was explosive. A fun player to watch!

Aw, you do that crap in Europe, too?

This is brilliant. Thank you!