Wow. You seriously can’t even comprehend my point.

Read to your kids, folks.

That is correct. Did you not comprehend what I said?

You have it ass-backwards.

Losing faith in democracy would be acknowledging that the amount of huge money and influence took power out of voters hands, choosing Hilary for them. You’re arguing that people shouldn’t vote for the candidate they support because of a system inherently lacking in actual democratic power. You’re supporting something that isn’t inherently democratic.

An opiate overdose would be the most humane and surefire way. It would make the entire process delightful.

I agree that celcius is better, but this is a terrible point. This would be a biological reaction. Different topic.

If we couldn’t put the clown who hired him in prison under four years of a democratic president then what makes you think we can do it to this guy?

Huge box office numbers =/= people calling a film good. People have absolutely been turning out in record numbers for the films, but have all been shit talking them endlessly for fifteen years.

I’m not arguing its sensible. Look at Call of Duty and the rhetoric around how bad they’ve become, but the same people whining always buy them.

Everything is the dinosaurs’ fault. Without them, there would be no wars over oil. The dinosaurs are why we’re in this mess, and if we don’t stop global warming, they will return and the cycle of suffering will begin anew.

My favorite was “Ghost of Al Capone storms White House, issues list of demands.”

I must know what being gay cubed is.

I love winter so much I pollute as much as I can to speed run though global warming and reach the inevitible ice age after.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

Adopt as many kids as possible. Turn them into ninjas.

And the Eurotrash is saying we ain’t doing anything.

Dances with wolves me bro, I’ll help.

You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.

Yeah… laughs in paramedic.

Anyone who has ever worked as a first responser knows that it’s an eternal, unshakable law of the cosmos that evil dirtbags who continually fill their bodiea with garbage are destined to live until the end of time. Pretty sure I know homeless crack addicts who were 80 when Mother Theresa was born and still outlived her, dumpster diet and mail stealing and all.

We really appreciate it man.

HEY LOOK FELLAS IT’S ADOLF DIDDLER.

My entire family is dead now and I have Jehan Page’s name in LOTR Elven script tattoed around my butthole.