Murica’s game right here, straight out of 1936 a high scoring affair being tied 3-3 after a couple of great offensive performances.

Defense is balling out for a change, come on offense… please… TD?, Or how about a Deep Shot at least.

What a shit penalty as always, I’d love to see a defender just obliterate the fucking QB if your going to call shit like that. its 15 either way, least one takes them out of the game.

Wait, his Helmet is broken, so they change the Penalty to a Taunt? Because the otherone was invalid?

Time Traveler here from 2027, The Bears after drafting Caleb #1 from the Panthers, he decides to become a Buddhist Monk and migrates to rural Nepal and the pick becomes worthless so we sign Trubisky back for a 2 year deal on the cheap. We flounder in 2025 and 2026. Then the McCaskeys sell the team to Tom Brady who comes out of retirement, leads the Bears to a 14-3 season with Montez Sweat racking up 26 sacks in 6 games before crashing a Cessna into Mt. Fuji in Japan on the bye week (in 2027 the Tokyo Shoguns become a franchise in the NFC West), he survives with only minor injuries but misses a game or two I forget, otherwise most people have the Bears as going undefeated sadly.

Either way, 50 year old Tom Brady becomes the first bears QB to break 4000 yards as the NFL has an new rule in-place that makes it a penalty to rush the passer when Brady on the field. The Bears with head coach Eli Manning (Peyton is still doing ESPN2 now with Danny Devito) can use the first ever 1QB, 8WR 1 TE 1 RB formation. Brady goes for 9120 yards, 78 TDs and 2 INTs on his way to his 8th and final Super Bowl. Must have had a few too many gummies tonight i dunno.

FTP.

Can we not commit a penalty on every damn play?