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What could this possibly be based on? Lmao
I choose to believe
This is great marketing by FanDuel tbh - that’s fucking hilarious having the bears on here.
The pirates 🤣🤣
Time Traveler here from 2027, The Bears after drafting Caleb #1 from the Panthers, he decides to become a Buddhist Monk and migrates to rural Nepal and the pick becomes worthless so we sign Trubisky back for a 2 year deal on the cheap. We flounder in 2025 and 2026. Then the McCaskeys sell the team to Tom Brady who comes out of retirement, leads the Bears to a 14-3 season with Montez Sweat racking up 26 sacks in 6 games before crashing a Cessna into Mt. Fuji in Japan on the bye week (in 2027 the Tokyo Shoguns become a franchise in the NFC West), he survives with only minor injuries but misses a game or two I forget, otherwise most people have the Bears as going undefeated sadly.
Either way, 50 year old Tom Brady becomes the first bears QB to break 4000 yards as the NFL has an new rule in-place that makes it a penalty to rush the passer when Brady on the field. The Bears with head coach Eli Manning (Peyton is still doing ESPN2 now with Danny Devito) can use the first ever 1QB, 8WR 1 TE 1 RB formation. Brady goes for 9120 yards, 78 TDs and 2 INTs on his way to his 8th and final Super Bowl. Must have had a few too many gummies tonight i dunno.
FTP.
Had me until Danny Devito. No way Always Sunny ever ends.
Obviously this gets integrated into the plot of Always Sunny. Frank gets a job at ESPN. The Mannings get cameos. It’s a big deal.
Science says that imaginative abilities decrease with age…not this guy though. This guy imagines. Or he really is a time traveler. I choose to believe the latter. FTP
I mean, he said he was a time traveler. It has to be true.
You can’t lie on the internet, it has to be real
Thank you so much for clearly the most important details of the future!
Hey what stocks should I buy?
FTP
I too enjoyed the addition of an FTP to wrap up that tale.
FTP
They also put the Pirates winning in 2026. I would literally sell my house and bet it all on the pirates not winning it all in 2026 if I could. Hell, I’d even give them a window of 2026-2030 lol. Plus, no Blackhawks? Terrible list
Oh I get it, we just need to wait until Eberflus’s fifth season as head coach before the Bears get it right.
Lakers this year, Mets in ‘25 when they’ve even said they’re not gunning until ‘26 is a joke.
Lakers…Devils repeat… Pirates…LMFAO!
As a Spurs and Bears fan I sign off on 2027.
Predicting a back to back in the NHL discredits this completely. You can’t predict something like that with a hard cap. The Lightning couldn’t do it by ‘cheating’ the system, Pittsburgh was an anomaly.
I dunno. I think the Pirates winning a World Series is more absurd