Giant Worm
- Pros: Produces mind-altering spice that will enable travel across the galaxy. You’ll smell time and hear math.
- Cons: Everyone is going to be all up in your business forever because of that spice. Also you’ll become a worm.
Pro: his coming cleanses the world
Cons: your skin is not your own
Cons: It’s really just the larval form and eventually you’ll end up with shriekers and ass-blasters.
How many times do I have to say it people, jeez… you’re only in danger of becoming a worm if you have sandtrout. Once past that stage, they cannot stick to your skin.
Can’t ride your dog across the desert. Believe me, I’ve tried
Did said dog have a name?
This might effect things.
It’s name was Horse.
With no name.
I mean you can, just not all the way.
But they can pull you across the Arctic.
And probably across the desert too if you got creative
Giant fucking worm
How is this a con?!
It’s not.
SHAI-HULUUD!
Hope you’re ready to spend thousands per month on food
You missed the ‘highly self sufficient’ part
Nah, it’ll find food no problem. The legal liabilities are the real kicker.
Worm Pros: psychoactive spice that allows you to see the future and control the universe with enormous wealth and power.
And the con reads like a pro too.
True. A giant worm could be very useful, especially when you have enormous wealth and power to train it.
No training required, Shai Hulud is wise.
Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
The dog’s con is a pro to me. First it’s fun to train your dog. Second you can train them to do cool shit.
The worm’s con could also be a pro. The real con should be: will ruin your back yard.
It will ruin you
back yardplanetThey are over 40 meters long, so it’ll ruin quite a bit more than your backyard.
Or it will ruin your entire backyard plus your neighbors.
Giant Worm…
Pros: The spice
Cons: lifelong addiction to the spice.
Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies
Your comment reminded me of that worm thing from men in black
Fremen in Black
Fucking worm? Is this the Dune cup all over again?
That hamster is staring into my soul with its little void eyes
I have never in my life seen as much pet hair in a house as in my sister’s from her Great Pyrenees mix.
