It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

Yea the 1% scare me too

Change my cow tools

Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post

The Lesser Atlantic Garbage patch

The trick is just be quick, normalize it and gloss over it. Something like “hows it going?”, “Shitty like usual, you?”

Now draw her coming down the chimney to deliver presents

…wait wrong girl

Lay down on the floor and wait for one to come to you

Promise? 🥺

Disgusting, where are all the femboys?

personally I think killing people is bad

Thank you for making controversial content

Gex Sifs

Hell yea

Everyone needs a Sneed

Specifically on the customers

The forbidden soda (Freon R-134a)

I can fix her

The maids are milking cows, right? right??

😳

“I’d say getting past uour security counts as experience”