Bc of cholesterol and other reasons
I honestly can’t tell if sending this to my wife would go over very well or very poorly.
She a buttery snacc?
She’s my buttery snacc.
Wisdom is knowing better than to try.
Audacity is doing it anyway.
If you have to wonder, I wouldn’t
Too late, I already sent it. She loved it.
I love her sense of humor, good for you both! ^^
from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food
Potoooooooo (pronounced poht-eight-O’s)
It is weird that we say things that suck are like a potato. Potatoes don’t suck. Quite the opposite.
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I rather like referring to super low res memes that have been jpeg’d to death as potatoes tho
Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
Give it to us raw and wriggling.
Where I’m from, that’s when you start calling her Sweet Tater.
Your wife is delectable.
My aspirational wifey sure is, yes
I assume you’re not married to Marge Simpson.
I am not married at all, I just thought the meme was cute and funny
That’s when you let her know you’ve always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You’ve got her smothered and covered.
This lemming fucks
What’s the upper left ?
Edit: oh nvm, I thought it was a sliced baguette
Cute. Now have her read “All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling”!