Tervell [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agothe onion didn't misshexbear.netimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down10
arrow-up1169arrow-down1imagethe onion didn't misshexbear.netTervell [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squaresolilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·edit-28 months agoIt’s not a real Onion article, the original was about Al-Qaeda. https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
minus-squareWheaties [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·8 months agoyep, we even have an emoji of it
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agoCan’t miss a shot you didn’t take sweaty
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoWait a minute I was told you miss 100% of shots you don’t take, what gives
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agomissing implies your aim was off if you never took the shot, how could you have aimed??
It’s not a real Onion article, the original was about Al-Qaeda. https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
yep, we even have an emoji of it
Can’t miss a shot you didn’t take sweaty
Wait a minute I was told you miss 100% of shots you don’t take, what gives
missing implies your aim was off
if you never took the shot, how could you have aimed??