Tervell [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agothe onion didn't misshexbear.netimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down10
arrow-up1169arrow-down1imagethe onion didn't misshexbear.netTervell [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squaresolilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·2 years agoIt’s not a real Onion article, the original was about Al-Qaeda. https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 years agoyep, we even have an emoji of it
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoCan’t miss a shot you didn’t take sweaty
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoWait a minute I was told you miss 100% of shots you don’t take, what gives
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agomissing implies your aim was off if you never took the shot, how could you have aimed??
It’s not a real Onion article, the original was about Al-Qaeda. https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
yep, we even have an emoji of it
Can’t miss a shot you didn’t take sweaty
Wait a minute I was told you miss 100% of shots you don’t take, what gives
missing implies your aim was off
if you never took the shot, how could you have aimed??