• BuckFigotstheThird@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    No! Don’t think about The Turtle! Look everybody! The libs are old and senile too! LOOK! [please don’t look at the turtle. Nothing to see here. Nope The Turtle is fine. Look! It’s a sleepy old person who is a democrat!!!]

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          1 year ago

          To be fair, that’s about how long the typical android takes to reboot. Nothing exceptional.

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        I’d be very supportive of disallowing senior citizens from holding any public office.

        Very, very supportive.

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        It’s true, but in Mitch’s case it might be that staying literally kills him. He’s the minority leader in the Senate, which has got to be stressful, and if the fugue state he entered was caused by a mini-stroke, he needs to be resting and avoiding stress like a literal plague.

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      Turtle bro didn’t have a stroke, my aunt is a doctor and I’m sure he is perfectly fine. /s