Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.
Plot twist: snakes in the shower drain
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!
Hmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though
A human. Definitely a human. They seem to always be present in folklore and fantasy.
Leela from Futurama, easy.
marry, or just commit carnal acts with?
Marry.
ah. Ms. Pacman then
Lilith. Or maybe Lamia.
Cheetara.
My partner.
If that’s against the rules I’m choosing a selkie because there’s an outside chance that my partner is in fact a selkie.
Hmm. I am already married to a human, but do love a guy with wings. Angel, devil, whatever. Wings are good.
Half elf.
Actual elf would be too sad, since they’re going to live for several thousand years and I would only be a blink in their existence, but a half elf, barring any kind of gigantic world upset would get to live until our grandkids grandkids grew up and they’re continued presence in the world would ensure that the my presence in the world did not fade so quickly.
Beautiful elf maiden
Catgirl or doggirl. Sorry, I’m basic.
The fairy from spyro
A dragon.
A tanuki
Huge balls.
I was more thinking of their ability to shapeshift. I wouldn’t mind someone who could shapeshift into Brad Pitt one day and Tom Cruise the next day depending on how I feel.
Witch/wizard. 100%