The Capillary Cup is a zero-gravity cup designed by NASA astronaut Donald Pettit on the International Space Station. The product is an open drinking cup designed to be used in a microgravity environment, developed from Pettit’s desire to drink water without a bag and straw in outer space.
SEX JOKE
INEVITABLE META JOKE ABOUT THE INEVITABLE SEX JOKE
ANGRY SERIOUS COMMENT ABOUT HOW EVERYWHERE I GO IT’S JUST SEX JOKES
TIRED REFERENCE TO A WORN-OUT REDDIT MEME ABOUT CLUBS AND INCARCERATION
JOKE ABOUT NOT GETTING IT
COMMENT THAT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND IT IS A JOKE AND EXPLAINS.
WOOSH
Hey day9, what’s the number of the love pal? Day9 please. Please look at the number day9. PLEASE.
HAH
SEX
Wait… what’s that?
I think it’s a kind of cake?
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Georgia O’ Keeffiene
Severely underrated comment.
You win the Internet today
TIL: Vulvas are shaped like zero-gravity drinking cups.
Rather the other way around. If it can keep a baby inside for nine months it can probably hold some coffee.
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Mildly what now?
Mildly sex-u-el
Does it come in a softer material?
With a plush handle, maybe
The word of the day is yonic
I don’t like the word “vulva”. It’s like a NSFW Volvo.
Volvo is just a SFW vulva
Volvo is the masculine intonation while vulva is the feminine.
I’m confused. Which one causes noises when it’s revved up?
Both of them.
Thanks for teaching me a new word! Can’t wait to teach it to my lesbian friend if she doesn’t already know it lol
But is he getting up or sitting down?
c/dontputyourdickinthat
Speak for yourself.
And then there is the moment you realize a real pussy doesn’t taste like coffee.
I need to speak with the wife, I have… ideas
FYI internal body temperature is 37℃ and coffee tastes best when at that temperature.
🤮
It’s gross, but it’s funny
Not recommended for tomato juice, fruit punch or red wine.
Kefir?
ohgods
Smetana
Mmmm so creamy
Neti Twat
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Thanks for that. I thought you drank from the other end.
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Matt Damon doing a fine job with this interview
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Good to know that pussy won’t spill the load when in zeroGs.
It might spill if you snatch it
Only a twat would do that.