Cthulu vs a Xenomorph, I still think Cthulu takes it.
Monstrous demi-god of Biblical proportions
vs.
A Giant Animal
Not cute babythulu. Babythulu wouldn’t hurt anyone.
Wait… why isn’t it called CthUwU?
Oh, that’s so much better.
Name’s taken
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh CthUwU Lemmy wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Can’t wait for Cthulhu’s tragic origin story.
He brought his dream journal to school for show and tell but the other kids made fun of him for it. “You think my dreams are funny? Let me see yours…”
Shunned by the eldest gods, it was banished to a group of solar systems so far from the origin cluster as to be, at best, irrelevant. Deep into the arm it was injected.
Moping about rocks and stars gamma-scarred.
It found earth.
I mean, yeah. Just attempting to look at Cthulhu would drive a Xenomorph insane.
I mean, who’s to say whether xenomorphs perceive time and space like humans. Sure, they behave like animals, but they could still have evolved or been created in some strange part of the universe where space-time is shaped differently, making those horrible, non-Euclidean shapes look like home to them.
For all humans know or can comprehend, xenomorphs are tiny, eldritch fleas that evolved to live on Cthulu’s pet, so while I’d still give the overall win to the Big Guy/Gal/Entity, the xenomorphs might be on his/her/its radar and might even be able to annoy him/her/it in a way that humans can’t.
From the games where you get to play as a xenomorph, they work on a sense of smell. So the mere scent of Cthulhu would drive them mad.
I’ve been thinking about this the last few days, and while it may have been easiest to explain the mechanics as “smell,” the way it was implemented, you could also explain it as being able to faintly glimpse into the past to see where the humans/predators were several seconds ago.
Just a thought I had because I like thinking about this stuff
Xenomorphs are sane?
Relative to other Xenomorphs or relative to humans?
Not sure if they can perceive the universe in higher dimensions than humans or not.
Get away from him, you bitch!
I think this is the first time I actually laughed at a comic.
Those little cute wings! Love it!
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