The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoThere are big things happening with gnomesstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down113cross-posted to: memes@reddthat.com
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1imageThere are big things happening with gnomesstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square56fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@reddthat.com
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoAccording to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she’s hot. But my wife said no.
minus-squareMamertine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoFirst no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes! What’s the world coming to? I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!
minus-squareUnsmooth7439@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoI did not know about the plastic flamingo one. Looks like I’m tossing that out…
According to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she’s hot. But my wife said no.
First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!
What’s the world coming to?
I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!
I did not know about the plastic flamingo one. Looks like I’m tossing that out…