• ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish
    126·
    8 months ago

    1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river!

    2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!

    • Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
      51·
      8 months ago

      2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.

      • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
        39·
        8 months ago

        2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.

        • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
          30·
          8 months ago

          2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.

    • booleT@discuss.tchncs.de
      11·
      8 months ago

      2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live

      • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
        8·
        8 months ago

        You’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.