Sorry for getting so late. All you horny fuckers, share your stories. I’d love to read them. Nothing from me, I’m sorry to say.
Nothing really exciting for me! I ordered a set of plugs and a different style of nipple clamps to try out. I ordered from a new place and they shipped my order in 4 hours,. crazy! 😂
They knew how horny you were, clearly 😉
Touché! 🤭
4 hours!?!? That must be a new record!!
I think so! 😂
Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:
- Called me cute
- Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
- Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays
So I’m thinking to myself “yeah she likes me”. I’m calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.
During a conversation I’m talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she’s asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can’t do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:
“I’m already in a relationship, so I’m not interested in you that way (:”
So I’m like “oh well, blew it”
After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.
I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she’s hot AF.
Still, I got a chatty new friend!
Well I’m sorry it’s not exactly the relationship you envisioned yet but at least you have a new chatty friend, yay! 💜
Oh absolutely. I’m in my mid-thirties, and let me tell you I can do with more friends! 😂
She’s absolutely brilliant to boot!
Not too much, we had a kid 4 months ago, which put a crimp on our style.
Highlight is regular breast milk lattes, or just helping the wife when her breasts are too full!
Meh, nothing much really. The year started and it already feels a bit rushed.
We’ve had some regular sex these days, but that was it, nothing too fancy… Really just to blow of some steam from work.
We’ll be staying on my parents house these days, we’ll try and see if we can sneak a nice fuck soon 🤭
Let’s see…rekindling recurring datenight’s with wifey, stocking up on sexy lingerie and other bits and bobs. Parenting and having a healthy, active sex life sometimes collides. Now, back out to finding a hotel for this weekend’s “escape”.
You’ll have to tell us about how the escape went in this week’s thread :-)