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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from “lets meet up in London” to “lets meet up at your town”.

    We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

    Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn’t strung me along.

    Doesn’t Matter: Had Sex.

    EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

    • She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
    • She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

    My friends, I think I deserve a trophy 😎 😎 😎




  • Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

    • Called me cute
    • Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
    • Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

    So I’m thinking to myself “yeah she likes me”. I’m calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

    During a conversation I’m talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she’s asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can’t do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

    “I’m already in a relationship, so I’m not interested in you that way (:”

    So I’m like “oh well, blew it”

    After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

    I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she’s hot AF.

    Still, I got a chatty new friend!








  • Last week has ultimately been very crap.

    • Got rejected from interview
    • Found out work may not relocate me to a department that isn’t being made redundant
    • Remember last week I told you about that date? Yeah, she came back and basically said she felt no chemistry. I did explain about wanting to kiss her and respecting boundaries (but also it was because she was coughing all evening, and I don’t want to be a COVID incubator, matey), and she understood, but she has moved on.

    So yeah. Quite frankly the date thing sucks but it isn’t stressing me out as much as the whole “lack of job situation”. Since I’m planning to prioritize income over dates, I may be a bit quiet for a while.

    Oh, and the escort I used to be with (before I took dating seriously, then redundancy happened) texted me last week asking how I was doing as I’ve been radio silent with her. I explained my work situation, and I suspect she’ll leave me alone for now (thank goodness, don’t really need any more expenses atm).