So back at the time I did see pictures, but then she didn’t really have a picture on her WhatsApp profile (???)

And then a few days after, she unmatched (???)

But today we did a video call and she’s cute af, but she seems a bit sensitive to sexual advances right now, so I gotta chill on that (I complimented her boobs 😂)

EDIT: Thanks for the support on the job side!! I’m rooting for you too!!

Hahahaha!! Too right dude, too right!!

Oh man I had no idea you’ve lost your job too! So sorry to hear - I hope you get a job soon!

Friday guy wanted to take your cock off??!?! 😱 I hope your cock has recovered!

Jokes aside, the dude sounds like a real winner! As always, super impressive all the mad sex you get on a weekly basis!

Man, I had like a whole paragraph typed up and it got lost! I wonder if this has been happening for some time!

I’ll keep this one short in case it reappears:

• Thank you! I gracefully accept my prize!
• It has been a while, things have been up and down. Work sucks. Applying for jobs sucks. Family have been awesome throughout the whole ordeal.
• I’ve matched with another woman, although she hasn’t given selfies when I asked (despite asking me and I gave selfies - in my PJs no less!!) so I think that’s a red flag tbh.

I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from “lets meet up in London” to “lets meet up at your town”.

We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn’t strung me along.

Doesn’t Matter: Had Sex.

EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

• She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
• She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

My friends, I think I deserve a trophy 😎 😎 😎

4 hours!?!? That must be a new record!!

Oh absolutely. I’m in my mid-thirties, and let me tell you I can do with more friends! 😂

She’s absolutely brilliant to boot!

Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

• Called me cute
• Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
• Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

So I’m thinking to myself “yeah she likes me”. I’m calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

During a conversation I’m talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she’s asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can’t do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

“I’m already in a relationship, so I’m not interested in you that way (:”

So I’m like “oh well, blew it”

After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she’s hot AF.

Still, I got a chatty new friend!

Not to brag, but I did totally Evolve the Glass Fandango on Vampire Survivors 😏😏😏😏😏

Bruh if spending $15k on furniture ain’t naughty, then I don’t know what is!!

Also, love to see the progess with you and J! I hope it turns into something beautiful!

Sounds like an absolutely great time!!

Thank you so much for the kind words and support!!

That is true, she did get back to me and didn’t ghost me, so I’m relieved to hear that.

I’ll eventually get back into dating, but I’ve got… more pressing things to deal with given my job security has become undone.

Huh, sounds very interesting!

Last week has ultimately been very crap.

• Got rejected from interview
• Found out work may not relocate me to a department that isn’t being made redundant
• Remember last week I told you about that date? Yeah, she came back and basically said she felt no chemistry. I did explain about wanting to kiss her and respecting boundaries (but also it was because she was coughing all evening, and I don’t want to be a COVID incubator, matey), and she understood, but she has moved on.

So yeah. Quite frankly the date thing sucks but it isn’t stressing me out as much as the whole “lack of job situation”. Since I’m planning to prioritize income over dates, I may be a bit quiet for a while.

Oh, and the escort I used to be with (before I took dating seriously, then redundancy happened) texted me last week asking how I was doing as I’ve been radio silent with her. I explained my work situation, and I suspect she’ll leave me alone for now (thank goodness, don’t really need any more expenses atm).

… I’m not sure what you mean.

I am a programmer, so I’m aware of coding and stack overflow. I just don’t get what you’re trying to say.

Nice one 😎

I’ve always wondered how does foreskin restoration work? How long does it take? Is it painful??

I’ve never heard of balling balls. I actually misread it as bowling balls and I thought to myself “man, I can ask this dude to smuggle melons across the border if we ever have a fruit shortage”

Seen some on lovehoney for about £20-£50. Not bad, might give them a go!