A chicken can’t wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!
I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades
There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.
Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates
Says who?
PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
Then you clearly haven’t tried hard enough
Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
Ah, dad jokes.
Behold! A man!
Only to Plato.
I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.
Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?
Me: Maybe it does but that doesn’t feed me
