Kirby WISHES he could jam as much in there as Ronald
Is…is homie making all his campaign stops…restaurants?
Cause that’d be top tier campaigning.
Internal documents refer to it as the “Costco Strategy”
His whole campaign is actually just a ploy to get free meals in Delis around the country.
This would legitimately make me think more highly of him.
Following in the footsteps of Hobo King John Kasich
i know that awkward small-talk during a meal. he’s literally me.
“pastrami eh? so, like, uh…” chews wad “you do this with cows or what?” slurps drink “Is this sprite? Great. You gotta good batch. And the ice? Crushed instead of cubed? Gotta love that. So does that come from a machine or what?”
Normal politicians would just take a small bite, compliment the food, then do their pitch after swallowing said bite. This man is eating like he hasn’t had food in days.
They probably keep him in a cage and only feed him on mondays. No wonder he is hungry.
charisn’tma
Rizzless Ron
my man was hungry
How does he do that, just manifest by his very presence a layer of oily frost over the vibe of any get-together, no matter the size? It seems effortless.
he needs to wear a cowboy hat more often. thatll help some i reckon.
Someone missed an opportunity to tell him about a meatball sandwich.
mmmm… hungwy
Meatball Ron vs Zizek dual-wielding hot dogs
Who would win
Gotta have one treat boy per election
DeSantis wouldn’t last a day in Kasichs box car.
🎶 Sugarman, where you gonna run to 🎶
🎶 Sugarman, where you gonna run to 🎶
🎶 Sugarman, where you gonna run to 🎶
🎶 All on that day 🎶