i know that awkward small-talk during a meal. he’s literally me.
“pastrami eh? so, like, uh…” chews wad “you do this with cows or what?” slurps drink “Is this sprite? Great. You gotta good batch. And the ice? Crushed instead of cubed? Gotta love that. So does that come from a machine or what?”
Normal politicians would just take a small bite, compliment the food, then do their pitch after swallowing said bite. This man is eating like he hasn’t had food in days.
i know that awkward small-talk during a meal. he’s literally me.
“pastrami eh? so, like, uh…” chews wad “you do this with cows or what?” slurps drink “Is this sprite? Great. You gotta good batch. And the ice? Crushed instead of cubed? Gotta love that. So does that come from a machine or what?”
Normal politicians would just take a small bite, compliment the food, then do their pitch after swallowing said bite. This man is eating like he hasn’t had food in days.
They probably keep him in a cage and only feed him on mondays. No wonder he is hungry.