“Alright. Ive been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. GET MAD. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE’S MANAGER. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. With the lemons. I’m gonna get the boys in the lab to make a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN. LIFE WILL RUE THE DAY WHEN IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS.”
“Alright. Ive been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. GET MAD. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO LIFE’S MANAGER. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. With the lemons. I’m gonna get the boys in the lab to make a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN. LIFE WILL RUE THE DAY WHEN IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS.”