World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won’t let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.
Thanks for keeping the dream alive
The real crime is Atomic Warheads are only sour on the outside. Who do we imprison for that?
Your tongue will be fine. Your teeth on the other hand…
I only eat mint flavored candy so it’s good for my teeth 💪
I don’t like sweets as much, but this is me with salted pumpkin seeds. Still shriveled the next day and taste buds are shot…
I didn’t hear no bell.
Warheads!
My tongue is fine, it’s the roof of my mouth that’s a freaking mess.
My tongue when it sees me cutting open the second pineapple in half an hour (I’m allergic)
“Sour” skittles, my ass. You should try the British extra sour hard candy we’ve bought recently. I thought that you could only make sweets that sour until I tried them. It was a very eye closing, mouth burning experience ;-)
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Your tongue? … or you digestion system
Definitely the tongue. The way they put the sour sugar dust on the outside absolutely destroys my tongue. It feels like sucking on a caltrop.
The tongue is the first line of defense. It starts complaining first.
Been there lol.
I’m pretty sure I’d be sick, about 5 bags in. I’m also sure my mouth would be worse for wear, but by the time the seventh is opened, I’d probably be doubled over the porcelain throne.
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