LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down135
arrow-up1217arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·10 months agoOne of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·10 months agoDang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoTalent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
minus-squarecuchilloc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoAnd with strange aeons even death may die.
minus-squarexoggy@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoLiving room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.