Dude speaks for the trees
BIG Lorax energy
It’s pretty clearly a cog.
Or perhaps a dat.
My brain autocorrected both of those and went “oh look, someone hasn’t gotten the joke and thinks is funny to tell it but badly”…
I honestly prefer it when my brain autoincorrects things. Much more entertaining!
Did the same thing
I get Dark Crystal Aughra energy
Fizzgig
I have one of those!
Aughra had bigger, disturbing puppet knockers.
Wilford Brimley
Dia-betes.
I think this is actually a cat that’s pretending to be a dog. Like a cat actor. Or Ca-ctor.
But it’s fine, because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
Cat. Pupils are slitted.
Stance also reads cat.
And definitely a cat nose
And the angery expression
in my expert opinion this is just a little guy
“Do you have a dog or a cat?”
Yes!
It’s a Sir Didymus
While I totally appreciate a The Labyrinth reference, I’m afraid that this is a Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
Either that or a feral Lorax named Wilford Brimley.
Edit: Also this exists:
https://www.amazon.com/Labyrinth-Sir-Didymus-Costume-Pets/dp/B0C43Y61ZW
That’s just animal abuse on some level. My dogs hate anything that makes them warmer. Hell, they only sleep with me for a little bit, and then choose the floor cause my average temperature is 100.5°F so cats love cuddling me, but I’m way too warm for dogs or most humans. Dogs don’t sweat though so heat management is rather important for their survival, unlike us.
It looks like a 19th century philosopher
It’s master shifu in the making!
Of course he has instagram. https://instagram.com/atchoumthecat
OMFG
cat
Canis familiaris
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